Saturday, December 26, 2009

Love Mom and Grandma

Various words of advice from my two female figures:

Mom: Sarah, you're not fat. It's just that you were pretty when you were skinny.

Grandma: Do you ever donate blood? If you donate blood you skin will clear up and you're young blood cells replenish quickly.
Mom: Why would you tell an anemic girl to give blood?
Grandma: What anemia? I'm telling you it will clear her skin.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Note to Self

himalayian mountaintops
magic tricks and flight
dimensions of space
red gatorade and lip gloss
mercury retrograde
gold chains and hearts
"you are a good god mother"

Tuesday, December 1, 2009