mysteries

1. why is there blood on the towel hanging in the bathroom? who's blood is it?
2. where do all the sounds i hear in my room come from? neighbors above? neighbors in the building next door? the alley?
3. where is the nearest hospital? the routine sounds of ambulance's passing every morning...where?
4. why would you[meaning Roommate Dave] shave your beard in the sink then leave all the hair there?
5. what was the blue pill that was found on the floor at the cheesesteak factory?
6. what do you need to boil water?
7. where is disc 2 of my world of music anthology?
8. will chris sparklepony bring me my eyelash curler one day?
9. how does one become the king of karaoke?
10. finally, how do i seduce the physics lab instructor?